Detroit Real Estate

Yep I am on the warpath.  Phil you could have looked the other way, but no, you had to look.  You had to see your shadow.  All of us here in Michigan are tired of winter.  We want a little warmth.  Mother Nature teased us Sunday and Monday with the 30 degree weather.  But now Mother Nature is going to blast us with another dose of cold miserable weather.

We are tired of shoveling snow.                               

Phil there is bad news, the UAW, and all the unemployed people here in Metro Detroit have hired me to take you out.  I argued for you, I wanted to spare your life.   I thought by getting you a girlfriend, you wouldn't go out of your hole to see your shadow.  But no, you stubborn fool had to go to work the other day, and ruin it for all of us.

We even put Cialis and Viagra in your food so you would be more amorous.  We wanted you to stay in bed.  Now you have done it.  You have ordered up 6 MORE WEEKS OF COLD, SNOW, SLEET, AND OTHER MISERABLE WEATHER.  Unfortunately I have a job to do to.  But you are lucky, I am a softy.  I can't take your life.  PETA would make my life miserable.  My conscience would get the best of me.

 So I have a plan.  We are going to tie you up and Fed Ex you to Tucson, Arizona.  Yes Tucson, they need some cooler weather there.   You will always see your shadow down there, so maybe it will become a cool place to go to.  Besides Tucson home prices are down and you can get a great deal on a new hole.

Good Luck Phil on your new home,

Russ Ravary Your Metro Detroit real estate agent

helping make Metro Detroit a better place to live &

"helping people find new homes at great prices"